I have a new favorite thing here. It's the Library. We have the nicest library I've ever seen here. I go there 2 or 3 times every week. They have books (of course), videos, dvds, cds, magazines and a coffee shop! And it's all free (well, except for the coffee shop). Since I have no job and we're not exactly the Hilton's right now, we are frequently checking out free movies from the library. AND IT DOESN'T COST $5, like the video store.
There is one problem.....
It never, ever, fails. When I go to the library. I will look around and get a big stack of books and movies. Then right in the middle of looking at books. I get an upset stomach (seriously, every single time I have been in this library this has happened). So, I have to leave my books either with Kent or on a table and rush to the bathroom. I know the people that work there must think I have no bathroom at home, or else I'm afraid to use my home bathroom, because I do this every time I'm there. What's funny is that the very same thing happens to me at Barnes and Noble. It's so strange! I mean am I just so excited about all the books that I lose control of my bowels? Are there just to many choices and it stresses me out? Am I allergic to pages and words? I wish I knew what the problem was. It certainly would make my trip more pleasant.
Nevertheless, I'm so glad the library is here. It's just a building full of free fun for me. (Free, except that my grandpa says he's been paying taxes on it for years so he's glad someone is enjoying it.)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
About Me
- Jessica
- I'm married to a man, have one baby girl named Julianne and one dog-child named Coca. The man is Professor Longhair.
Posts
5 comments:
For those of you skeptics, this really does happen to her every time. I think it's some kind of psychological connection between books and her bowels. Who knows!
on your topic of books & bowels.......LOL......very funny .....suggestion ...if I may...if this is predictable...how about a good dose of PETO BISMOL before heading near the books? Mumzy
You might want to try Pepto-Bismol, too. That stuff works even better than PETO BISMOL.
Hey Jess:
I understand where you are coming from. I dont know what happens but I have the same problem every time I go to the Library, what a hassle...but dont tell anyone...jj. By the way I am loving your site. It is so funny. I check it every day. Keep up the good work. Maybe you can publish it and make some money.
Colin
the library is a wonderful thing...too bad the one near our home is very small and they never have good movies. They have old westerns or 70's aerobics videos.
Post a Comment