In Cages with Dogs

I have, on occasion, gotten into a dog house or kennel/cage and was usually followed by the dog who lived in the cage. I was surprised to find how many other people took pictures of themselves doing this. Between flickr and google I found 5!! Maybe I should try to meet these people...

Why is that show ALWAYS on??!!!

Have you ever seen the show I Love New York on VH1? If you haven't, I do not recommend it. Its a reality show about an extremely disgusting "lady" named "New York" finding a man. She is trashy with a capital ASHY! She's nasty. The most recent episode synopsis says they go to Playa Car, Mexico and the guys threaten to kill each other, but New York doesn't let a little violence ruin her fun.

Anyway, that show is ALWAYS on! I just looked at the TV listings and today it came on at 10:30 AM, 12:00 PM, 1:00 PM, 2:00 PM, 3:00 PM, 4:00 PM, 5:00 PM, 6:00 PM, 7:00, 8:00 PM and just in case that's not enough, it will come on again at 11:00 PM! Who is watching this show? AND what is wrong with you? I watch some pretty lame stuff, but I'd rather be poked in the eye than watch this show.

Un-fit Mother?

I wonder if at my appointments my doctor evaluates my mental ability to raise a child. If she does, the following conversation probably cost me a few points:

March 7, 2006

Doctor: Does your family have any history of birth defects?
Jessica: No.
Doctor: Any history of genetic disorders?
Jessica: No.
Doctor: Have you ever had Herpes?
Jessica: No.
Doctor: Have you ever had Chicken Pox?
Jessica: Yes.
Doctor: Do you have "Katz"?
Jessica: Do I have what?
Doctor: "Katz".
Jessica: Well, I don't think so. I really don't know what the symptoms are though.
Doctor: A house cat?
Jessica: OH! I thought "Katz" was a disease...I just thought...I...uh...Okay, so, No, I don't have a cat.

I thought maybe "Katz" was some type of Jewish disease I'd never heard of. I don't know what is with my brain sometimes. My doctor didn't laugh. I think she just thought I was crazy.

Ding Dong! Baby Calling!

If you haven't already heard the news, here's a hint...
That's right! Kent and I are expecting our first child in September! YAY! Coca is very excited to be a big sister :)

I had an ultrasound yesterday and they did one of those 4D ultrasounds just as an "experiment" to see what it would look like this early. The 4D image is the one on the right. The baby sort of looks a little alienish, lol!
These are just the rest of yesterday's pics:

Gillette Fusion Phantom....what???

I cannot believe its been this long since I've posted. Whoa.

Anyway...

Have you seen the new commercial for the Gillette Fusion Phantom razor? Sure it may get you a close shave, but do you really want a phantom as a razor?

You get ready to shave and go to get your razor, but Oh no! You can't find it, because it's a phantom razor and has disappeared.

Not to mention, having a phantom razor around your house could be a little scary. I think something a little less harmful would be appropriate as a phantom but not a razor. Lets say you have the new "Hanes Phantom Socks." When they haunt you what will they do? Make you smell them? But if your razor is a phantom and decides to haunt you...WATCH OUT! It could do some serious damage...from a bald head to a bloody, bloody wound to death.

If you are considering the new phantom razor consider yourself warned. Phantoms are undpredictable.