Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Some Tips for Summer Fun

Flies sometimes fly down into your drink through your straw. Then, you will suck them into your mouth when you go to drink your drink. Then you will want to vomit. Do not leave your drink unattended.

The slide closest to the interstate (the flat-ish one) at Blue Bayou will make you feel like you've just had an enema. Make sure there's a bathroom close by.

Spearmint snowballs go in and come out green. Do not be alarmed.

On a separate note...Yay!!! It's almost Summer!!! I wish I would be off for the whole Summer, but Oh Well, at least I'm not in jail. :)

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