I'm gas powered!

At about 7PM today I realized that all I'd eaten today was the following:

9:30 AM Onion Rings (reheated from Last night - the best onion rings in the city, actually)
9:45 AM Diet Pepsi
9:50 AM Hershey's Smore's Candy Bar
1:00 PM Reese's Pieces
3:00 PM Movie Theater Popcorn
3:00 PM Big 'Ol Coke
5:00 PM Refilled Big 'Ol Coke

I'm thinking of writing a book on healthy living. What do you think?